A notice for international celebrity tourists: we have cameras, too.

The Dandenongs are far from Hollywood, but Jessica Alba, not far enough.

The Hollywood star, appearing in Melbourne at the Logies and promote the latest installment of the Fantastic Four franchise, hoping to spend a quiet Sunday morning in an exclusive retreat in Kalorama.

She and her fiance Cash Warren had offered free treatment at the venue five stars, which include a private spa, Vichy shower and massage. She did not expect a large crowd packed 150-flashes of cameras and autograph pads.

Alba, 26, remained seated after his helicopter landed near the crowd. Her bodyguard explored the area and finally left the aircraft, told several students at the head of the expectant mass.

After accepting some flowers, he quickly led to a limousine before being transferred to the withdrawal. In total, she was on the ground for less than two minutes.

Some fans, many of whom had waited more than an hour for the arrival, were vocally disappointed. “What a waste of time f — ing,” muttered one.

The media were informed that Alba had not expected cameras and was not made for photographs. His helicopter pilot, however, suggested that his assistants are responsible for the hasty flight.

At the spa, the media were informed by the management of Alba, interviews or photographs not be allowed.

The owner of the resort later to The Age of Alba, who was finally able to relax when the audience had dispersed. “Jessica had a fantastic time. We talked a little further and really appreciated and enjoyed.”